Xiaomi just unveiled the most gloriously impractical phone accessory of 2025. The Chinese tech giant's new Retro Handheld Console Case transforms its flagship 17 Pro into a nostalgic Game Boy-style device, complete with physical buttons and a D-pad that looks suspiciously like an old iPod click wheel. There's just one tiny problem: the phone's camera lenses block a third of the screen during gameplay.
Xiaomi dropped the weirdest tech accessory of the year alongside its flagship phone launch in China today. The company's new Retro Handheld Console Case costs ¥299 (about $40) and somehow makes mobile gaming both more nostalgic and infinitely more frustrating at the same time.
The accessory launches with Xiaomi's 17 Pro and 17 Pro Max smartphones, which themselves are making waves with their dual-screen design. Both phones feature a second display stretched across the back camera island, letting users frame selfies, set timers, and control music without flipping the device. But it's the gaming case that's stealing the show for all the wrong reasons.
The Retro Handheld Console Case packs four face buttons and a circular D-pad that bears an uncanny resemblance to Apple's old iPod click wheel rather than any legitimate gaming controller. According to Xiaomi's specifications, the case houses a 200mAh battery that should deliver 40 days of gameplay at three hours per day. It even ships with a pre-loaded copy of Angry Birds 2.
Here's where things get wonderfully absurd. The phone's prominent camera array sits right in the middle of the gaming experience, with two large lenses blocking roughly a third of the screen real estate. Imagine trying to navigate that angry bird through obstacles while working around a pair of camera bumps jutting into your field of view. It's like playing a game through a periscope designed by someone who's never actually used a periscope.
The engineering team clearly recognized some limitations. Wireless charging gets completely disabled when the case is attached, forcing users to choose between convenient charging and questionable gaming comfort. The ergonomics look cramped at best, with the case adding significant bulk while somehow making the phone less comfortable to hold during extended gaming sessions.
The timing isn't coincidental. Xiaomi's naming strategy for the 17 Pro series deliberately echoes Apple's iPhone Pro lineup, and the company isn't being subtle about it. This accessory push comes as Chinese manufacturers increasingly compete on ecosystem breadth rather than just hardware specs alone.
Retro gaming accessories have been having a moment, from Nintendo's continued success with throwback designs to the boom in handheld gaming PCs. But most of those devices actually prioritize usability alongside nostalgia. Xiaomi's approach feels more like a fever dream from its accessory lab than a serious gaming solution.
